(If you need more um, "visual proof" before feeling capable of answering these questions, you can go here. Pay particular attention to exhibit #2)
With 0 being "He'd never leave you for such a cold-blooded creature" and 10 being "Did you sign a prenup?" should I be jealous of the amorous attention these scaly beauties are getting from my wubs?
Since there are two (actually number three is at his feet), does this make him a polygamist?