Now, I have a few hypotheses as to why this is. I will spare you the convolutions of my logic and present here for your contemplation my final conclusion: She is on a mission to spare the world from my prose.
So, I suppose the question becomes: Is she *evil* in wanting to thwart me, or is she a *saint* for thwarting one for the good of many?
Despite her nefarious schemes, I am pleased to report that I got 27K in January, 2K over my target, and all that with sick days and a novel crit. Here's to hoping Feb. is just as productive now that I must needs read Girl Genius thrice weekly.