Five makes the number of consecutive days that the water has been cut off, the lack lasting from three to ten hours.
Yesterday, we lost the power for an hour and a half (first time since our arrival. Well, *first* time it was city-wide. The first first time for us was when a newly-bought, faulty power strip shorted everything out).
Twice is the number of times we've had something stolen.
If I had the weather channel, I'd tell you temperatures and the amount of humidity in the air.
Not nearly high enough is the number of mosquitoes I have sucked up with the vacuum cleaner. Succeeding in catching the little buggers is my only joy when doing housework. I imagine it might qualify me for sadistic status that I take immense, yes, immense pleasure in picturing their tiny wings ripped from their bodies and said bodies flattened against the filter as their bloodslurpers are torn off.