Julien happened to see a mythical llama. Knowing what a rare and lucky event he was witness to, he scrabbled after the only materials within reach--a pen and newspaper--and valiantly, risking life and limb to the creature's horrific ejaculations of saliva, sought to capture its likeness so that the curiosity of my flist might be satisfied.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a mythical llama:
Those are not earrings, those are, and I quote, "testicles that allow the llama to hold more spit." *rofl*