I was typing a response to asakiyume in my last entry, when I turned to J for inspiration:
M, not giving J any context: What mythological creature would you compare me to?
M: An ogre?
The priceless look of utter confusion on his face makes me choke on my tea. Which I find so hilarious I choke even harder. I am finally able to spit my tea back into the cup without spraying it all over my laptop. I literally can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard, simultaneously choking on inhaled tea.
M, able to stop laughing long enough to ask again: Well? What mythological creature?
J: A llama.
Then I laughed so hard I peed my pants.