Miq and J, talking about Christmas in Albania:
J: I found a Christmas store today. They sell lights, ornaments, that sort of thing.
Miq: And trees?
J: You can get a 120 cm fake one for about 37 euros.
Miq: *sigh* I really don't want to buy fake tree.
J: Me neither. A real one...If you know a peasant, they'll kill one for you. I don't know any peasants, though...
Well, when you put it like that...
All the sudden I don't want a real tree.