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Joy is...

getting home and discovering you did your groceries in pants that had a 10-inch rip right down the butt cheek. No need for specificity; one butt cheek is much like the other. And even though everyone in the store saw your (my) white undies, no one told you (me).

Um, at least I had underwear on???

In other bad news, I have bought no pregnancy clothes to date and those split pants---now lining the trash bin--were about the only thing I can still fit into. :-<

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frigg
Jul. 16th, 2010 11:25 am (UTC)
*lol*
It seems like split pants season. ;)
And how does one tell a stranger that you can see their underwear? :P
mnfaure
Jul. 16th, 2010 11:32 am (UTC)
I would pull them aside and tell them!

Embarrassing, yes, but much better to do it and get it over with!

I've done it before with people who have had toilet paper hanging out of their pants. :P
frigg
Jul. 16th, 2010 03:33 pm (UTC)
Well, the toilet paper you can do something about...the rip not so much. :p
mnfaure
Jul. 16th, 2010 03:37 pm (UTC)
You can go home and change! Or get a sweater from the clothing department and tie it around your waist! I could have repositioned my bandolier style purse to hide it, too!
frigg
Jul. 16th, 2010 03:41 pm (UTC)
Hmmm...did you consider they might have liked the sight of your butt? ;)
mnfaure
Jul. 16th, 2010 03:51 pm (UTC)
No. That, my dear, is unthinkable.
mnfaure
Jul. 16th, 2010 03:52 pm (UTC)
Or, if you prefer the Princess Bride version: Inconceivable!
frigg
Jul. 16th, 2010 03:53 pm (UTC)
yeah, and yet it wasn't, remember? ;)

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