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Joy is...

getting home and discovering you did your groceries in pants that had a 10-inch rip right down the butt cheek. No need for specificity; one butt cheek is much like the other. And even though everyone in the store saw your (my) white undies, no one told you (me).

Um, at least I had underwear on???

In other bad news, I have bought no pregnancy clothes to date and those split pants---now lining the trash bin--were about the only thing I can still fit into. :-<



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Jul. 16th, 2010 11:09 am (UTC)
Maybe they thought it was a new fashion? Kind of like the so-low-you-can-see-the-underwear-band thing? :P

Well it's high time to go shopping then!!!

Jul. 16th, 2010 11:15 am (UTC)
That's moi: Fashionista!

I do need to shop, but I hates it, I does. Hates it!
Jul. 16th, 2010 11:26 am (UTC)
Oddly, I stopped hating shopping when I got pregnant. I guess I was just so happy to find clothes that were pretty and fit me and were modest...

You can do it online, which saves interaction with salespeople and needing to go to stores (but runs the risk of getting stuff that doesn't fit quite right). I've had a lot of luck with Old Navy and I like Motherhood Maternity's stuff if not their service--both very decently priced. Liz Lange has a few nice things too. I don't know your style and you don't have my modesty issues, so you may even be luckier than I am.

Jul. 16th, 2010 11:37 am (UTC)
I've thought about the online option, but the fitting issue is likely to be a problem with me.

I really need to try things on. :-/
Jul. 16th, 2010 01:19 pm (UTC)
Also, be aware (which you of course may already be) that the clothes need not be specifically maternity wear; most larger sized shirts will work, and are much cheaper. And a wider selection, in most places here!
Jul. 16th, 2010 01:57 pm (UTC)
Yeah, the problem in France is that there are few Big Person options any way you look at it. :-/
Jul. 16th, 2010 05:16 pm (UTC)
That's what I was afraid of. You people with your more healthy lifestyles and waistlines, hmph. *g*
Jul. 16th, 2010 05:17 pm (UTC)
Er, not moi...them. One thing I do not look is French. :P
Jul. 16th, 2010 11:25 am (UTC)
It seems like split pants season. ;)
And how does one tell a stranger that you can see their underwear? :P
Jul. 16th, 2010 11:32 am (UTC)
I would pull them aside and tell them!

Embarrassing, yes, but much better to do it and get it over with!

I've done it before with people who have had toilet paper hanging out of their pants. :P
Jul. 16th, 2010 03:33 pm (UTC)
Well, the toilet paper you can do something about...the rip not so much. :p
Jul. 16th, 2010 03:37 pm (UTC)
You can go home and change! Or get a sweater from the clothing department and tie it around your waist! I could have repositioned my bandolier style purse to hide it, too!
Jul. 16th, 2010 03:41 pm (UTC)
Hmmm...did you consider they might have liked the sight of your butt? ;)
Jul. 16th, 2010 03:51 pm (UTC)
No. That, my dear, is unthinkable.
Jul. 16th, 2010 03:52 pm (UTC)
Or, if you prefer the Princess Bride version: Inconceivable!
Jul. 16th, 2010 03:53 pm (UTC)
yeah, and yet it wasn't, remember? ;)
Jul. 16th, 2010 11:50 am (UTC)
On balance, I think It would have been worse if they'd told you.
Jul. 16th, 2010 12:10 pm (UTC)
Hehe. Maybe, maybe...
Jul. 16th, 2010 04:48 pm (UTC)
I once had my skirt hiked up in my underwear, somehow. Fortunately some stranger was brave enough to tell me.

Oh well--maybe most people didn't notice, being in worlds of their own!

And if you're talking about pregnancy clothes, congratulations!
Jul. 16th, 2010 05:01 pm (UTC)
See, that is a stranger I can admire!

Oh well--maybe most people didn't notice, being in worlds of their own!

That's what I'm hoping. There were an awful lot of little old ladies doing their weekly grocery shopping. Surely they were more concentrated on not forgetting the coffee and biscuits than my derriere. :P

And if you're talking about pregnancy clothes, congratulations!

Thanks, only 14 weeks to go, give or take!
Jul. 16th, 2010 09:59 pm (UTC)
Uhm... I hate to be the one to tell you this, but, given that they tore, I don't think you fit into those pants either.
Jul. 17th, 2010 07:54 am (UTC)
bwahaha! That is certainly worth pointing out. However, I will make, in defense of my wide butt, the following observation: The pants were very worn, and I was planning on throwing them away even before I realized I was pregnant because I could no longer wear them without a belt. Even as I ran through the store on that fateful flash-the-world-day, I had to keep a hand on the waistband to prevent the pants from sliding off. :P
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