Last night, I went down to filet the fish for supper.
The sink was empty.
The plastic bag the fish had been in was on the sidewalk, just by the porch.
The fish was nowhere in sight.
Stupid, stupid humans, doing such a thing when hungry strays with a known food-snatching record are constantly slinking about!
As I heard many times during my childhood...That'll learn me.
Let this be the wisdom of the day: Don't do as the aformentioned idiots idiotically did, unless it is your intention to encourage strays to lurk about your kitchen. </end wisdom>